Prayer to heal my Weiner

by Savio
(Israel)

Oh sweet Jesus, lay your hands on my weenie and allow me to sow my good Christian seeds in the virgin infidels surrounding me, as Moses and his armies did.

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I know you have better things to do other than to perform miracles on our weenies, repair tubes, improve sperm motility and so on. I know that the population crisis is alarming, there are thousands of orphans and famines and a lack of resources, but please be a doctor for a day and help us reproduce.

You can deal with the orphans, starving millions, wars, victims of rape, genocide, et cetera later.

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